Muppet Of The Week goes to Roberto Cavalli.

TV Land: Gladiators ratings hit rock bottom
I take no pleasure in reporting that the new Gladiators are taking a terrible beating. The lads and lasses in lycra are going from heroes to zeros.

Big Brother: Big Brother winners reunite
Ex-Big Brother winners are reunited before next week’s new BB9 series - and ridicule the show. Kate Lawler branded it “awful, really bad”. Nadia Almada added: “I regretted doing Big Brother many times.”

Movies: Sex And The City
Take That. Weepies. Commitment. Jude Law. Shoe shopping? all things women love and men just don?t get.

Johnny Depp’s MTV role
Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise will be presenters at this year’s MTV Movie Awards.